Posted by Bill R on September 29, 1999 at 15:10:40:
In Reply to: Re: Smoke Signal to The Sassy Soothsayer & One Back to the Bee Holder posted by Dutch Trader on September 29, 1999 at 02:49:35:
: : : : Dear Sassy,
: : : : Please signal your phone number. The Swarm has been trying to contact you, and Directory Assistance keeps saying they have no listing for you.
: : : : Brother of the Sagamore
: : : : The Bee Holder
: : : Dear BOTS (alias the Bee Holder),
: : : I can't understand that doggone Directory Assistance...I'm sure I'm in the book, right AFTER Rentokil, Major and BEFORE Trader, Dutch. I've always been there...right between the R's and the T's. What the heck kind of Assistance OR Direction are they giving out, if they can't even find the Sassy Soothsayer?
: : : I'm truly perplexed!
: : : Sassy
: : Dear Sassy,
: : I sympathize with your dilemma. That's why The Calm Bee Nation went with a more user friendly communications provider. If smoke signals don't suffice, you can always get to us on our Direct Bee Line - (888) 888-8888. But the Post Office still has trouble delivering letters, since they refuse assign us a zzzzzzzzzzip code.
: : Must bee buzzing along now. Signal you later.
: : The Bee Holder
: The Mohicanland Trade Association has decided to follow the fine example of the Calm Bee Nation. We can now be reached at: 1-800-YOU'VE-BEEN-HAD.
: The Mohicanland Traders
Yes that sounds like the number Mohicanland Traders would have.
I still remember their unreasonable requirement to do the Mohican Chicken Dance before being admitted. Now tell me, who would wanna dance like a parrot?
Then there is Doc Mary's toll free number 1-800-LOIN-CLOTHS-OFF
or the Gnomes number 1-800-GOOD-TOBE-SHORT
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