Re: The Hits Keep A-Comin'!

Posted by Bill R on September 30, 1999 at 11:28:29:

In Reply to: Re: The Hits Keep A-Comin'! posted by Doctor M on September 30, 1999 at 07:59:02:

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: : : : : : Dear Rich,

: : : : : : You've got to remember, school is in again. It's probably all those teachers desperately looking for a quick plot summary of Last of The Mohicans. ;o)

: : : : : : Gayle

: : : : : Test #1
: : : : : 1. Write an essay on the role played by Joan D'Arc in the French and Indian War.
: : : : : 2. Who was Hunkus?
: : : : : 3. Who said: "Ah, have a heart.?"
: : : : : 4. What color is Sassy's magic carpet?
: : : : : 5. Name three important traders.
: : : : : 6. In what area of medicine does Dr. Mary specialize?
: : : : : 7. What was the Bee Holder's first adventcha?

: : : : : .Pat

: : : : Like I just said in a post to Dana, between the Archives and the Musings, Rich and Elaine have created a whole university on this site. Now we begin to see the lesson plans shape up toward the graduation requirements. This is a fine test and should separate the truly academic from the pretenders. What degrees will we bee awarding?

: : : : Gayle

: : : I would assume either a Bee A. or a Bee S.

: : : Let's see.....

: : : 1. Saved various Bee peoples, gnome, wattle huts, crones etc from the ravages of the great flood of mohicanland
: : : 2. Uncas the Hunkus of course
: : : 3. Either Munro or Magua (do I get half credit for this one?)
: : : 4. Since she associates so closely with Marcia, I would guess
: : : blue - as in bluebirds.
: : : 5. Canadian, French, Mohican, Alaskan, and not admitted but trader at large - one gnome gunsmith
: : : 6. Loincloths. No, kidding. Psychology and Psychiatry - of which both therapy is firstly and greatly needed by the doc herself.
: : : 7. no answer on this one. Wasn't there yet. Was still exiled.
: : : *sigh*

: : : Hey, will this be graded on a curve?

: : : Bill R

: : Dear Aspiring Graduate,

: : We in Mohicanland University like to adhere to the standards of Professor Emeritus Magua who did his grading on a curve on the George Road. It appears you need to Studi the material a bit more before you take the test again.

: : Gayle

: "Studi the material?????" Excuse me, Gayle -- please stand
: still while Doctor M adminsters emergency sand-filled sock
: therapy for the treatment of terrible puns.*WHACK!!!WHACK!!!
: WHACK!!!* There! Allll better now.

: I have an extra credit question for the test -- Who is
: Dweebie Day-Lewis and what is the name of his weapon?

: Doctor M

OH! OH! I KNOW THIS ONE! OH! OH! *Raising hand and waving it frantically*

Dweebie Day Lewis is Daniel Day Lewis' wimpy brother, and his rifle is called wound-chipmunk. As MMMMMMMarcia and Doc M vied for the favors of DDL (the hunk) Marcia Graciously sent DDL (the wimp) over to Doc M as consolation prize.

hehehehehehe
Bill R

Follow Ups:

• Re: The Hits Keep A-Comin'! Message to Doctor Mary Sassy 11:56:26 9/30/99 (5)
  • Re: The Hits Keep A-Comin'! Message to Doctor Mary Doc M 12:20:39 9/30/99 (4)
    • Re: The Hits Keep A-Comin'! Message to Doctor Mary Bill R 12:32:06 9/30/99 (3)
      • Re: The Hits Keep A-Comin'! Message to Doctor Mary Sassy 13:37:54 9/30/99 (2)
        • Re: The Hits Keep A-Comin'! Message to Doctor Mary Evil Doctor Mayhem 13:43:32 9/30/99 (1)
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: : : : : : : Dear Rich,

: : : : : : : You've got to remember, school is in again.  It's probably all those teachers desperately looking for a quick plot summary of Last of The Mohicans. ;o)

: : : : : : : Gayle

: : : : : : Test #1
: : : : : : 1.  Write an essay on the role played by Joan D'Arc in the French and Indian War.
: : : : : : 2.  Who was Hunkus?
: : : : : : 3.  Who said:  "Ah, have a heart.?"
: : : : : : 4.  What color is Sassy's magic carpet?
: : : : : : 5.  Name three important traders.
: : : : : : 6.  In what area of medicine does Dr. Mary specialize?
: : : : : : 7.  What was the Bee Holder's first adventcha?

: : : : : : .Pat

: : : : : Like I just said in a post to Dana, between the Archives and the Musings, Rich and Elaine have created a whole university on this site.  Now we begin to see the lesson plans shape up toward the graduation requirements.  This is a fine test and should separate the truly academic from the pretenders.  What degrees will we bee awarding?

: : : : : Gayle

: : : : I would assume either a Bee A. or a Bee S.

: : : : Let's see.....

: : : : 1.  Saved various Bee peoples, gnome, wattle huts, crones etc from the ravages of the great flood of mohicanland
: : : : 2. Uncas the Hunkus of course
: : : : 3. Either Munro or Magua (do I get half credit for this one?)
: : : : 4.  Since she associates so closely with Marcia, I would guess
: : : : blue - as in bluebirds.
: : : : 5. Canadian, French, Mohican, Alaskan, and not admitted but trader at large - one gnome gunsmith
: : : : 6.  Loincloths. No, kidding.  Psychology and Psychiatry - of which both therapy is firstly and greatly needed by the doc herself.
: : : : 7. no answer on this one.  Wasn't there yet.  Was still exiled.
: : : : *sigh*

: : : : Hey, will this be graded on a curve?

: : : : Bill R

: : : Dear Aspiring Graduate,

: : : We in Mohicanland University like to adhere to the standards of  Professor Emeritus Magua who did his grading on a curve on the George Road.  It appears you need to Studi the material a bit more before you take the test again.

: : : Gayle

: : "Studi the material?????" Excuse me, Gayle -- please stand
: : still while Doctor M adminsters emergency sand-filled sock
: : therapy for the treatment of terrible puns.*WHACK!!!WHACK!!!
: : WHACK!!!* There! Allll better now.

: : I have an extra credit question for the test -- Who is
: : Dweebie Day-Lewis and what is the name of his weapon?

: : Doctor M

: OH!  OH!  I KNOW THIS ONE!  OH! OH! *Raising hand and waving it frantically*

: Dweebie Day Lewis is Daniel Day Lewis' wimpy brother, and his rifle is called wound-chipmunk.  As MMMMMMMarcia and Doc M vied for the favors of DDL (the hunk) Marcia Graciously sent DDL (the wimp) over to Doc M as consolation prize.

: hehehehehehe
: Bill R


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