Posted by Dutch Trader on October 01, 1999 at 07:38:45:
In Reply to: Re: Smoke Signal to The Sassy Soothsayer & One Back to the Bee Holder posted by Canadian Trader on September 29, 1999 at 19:43:18:
: : The Mohicanland Trade Association has decided to follow the fine example of the Calm Bee Nation. We can now be reached at: 1-800-YOU'VE-BEEN-HAD.
: : Sincerely,
: : The Mohicanland Traders
: Dear esteemed Dutch Trader!
: I thank you kindly for your smoke signals this morning..I am very distraught to find out that the sharks face more than just pollution.Aye, what a scary thought!!!
: The Trader's Union should make plans immediately to take the necessary steps...beware of the snipers though!!! But remember: together we are strong!!!
: Yours truly, Canadian Trader
Let's call a Traders Meeting asap, to discuss how to avoid disaster. I will go out to th ocean today and assess the damage to the poor sharks' stomachs. I'll keep an eye out for the snipers... and the jelly fish.
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