Re: Great LOTM Party...Calling Doctor M

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Posted by MMMMarcia on October 04, 1999 at 09:53:25:

In Reply to: Great LOTM Party...Calling Doctor M posted by Dana S. on October 02, 1999 at 07:11:25:

: Good morning!! I invited my husband to the LOTM party last night. He had not seen the film before. It was lots of fun watching with him until...he shared some of his observations. He informed me he had learned that "Mohican " is plural for "Mohawk" and "Mohicans" is actually a double plural like "all y'all". He also suspects Chingachgook is a name from Star Wars. Doctor M, can you recommend treatment for my husband. He is not terminal, as it was his idea to attend G2K. However, he is obviously suffering from a horrible malady of some sort. PLEASE HELP!!!!!

: P.S. It was also his idea to attend The Feast of the Hunter's Moon today. I did apply emergeny treatment...a gag! This is only temporary, however, as he is bigger than I.

: P.P.S. I do have sand available to me, if you think it is needed.

: Thanks in advance,
: Dana

Dear Dana,

As Doctor M has advised in another post, sometimes it's helpful not to invite hubbies to movies featuring men whose attributes MIGHT make their own look less enticing! However, since the deed is already done, and your husband has shown such a miserable grasp of Mohican facts, we must move on to the subject of how best to help him. I think the only cure at this point in time is to force him to watch the film over and over and over till he gets it right! Of course, you'll have to tie him in a chair and gag him with a roll and a half of duct tape, but that's no biggie. Get him while he's sleeping! Then, you'll have to devote a lot of time to being certain that he stays awake and actually SEES the film, which means YOU will have to watch it over and over and over, yourownself. Do you think you're up to the task???

Hope this is helpful!

MMMMarcia


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