Posted by Dana S. on October 04, 1999 at 13:50:32:
In Reply to: Re: Great LOTM Party...Calling Doctor M posted by MMMMarcia on October 04, 1999 at 11:59:36:
: Dana writes:
: : Thank you, Doctor M and Marcia , for your kind and thoughtful concern! I knew I could count on you! I did, however, remember an old remedy called Celebatium Infinitum. As you may or may not know, this is quite a bitter pill. Just the thouhgt of this pill was enough to cure my husband instantly! And, to make a long story short, I am getting a DVD player! He just can't wait to see the Direcor's Cut! This remedy, by the way, is not as messy as the fish bait thing, and a bit quicker that duct tape.
: Good points, my dear, but I would ask you this: WHO are you trying to punish, here, with such drastic action?? Yikes! There's such a thing as cutting off one's nose to spite one's face, eh?
Quite right, MMMMarcia. It's clean. It's quick. But it's VEEEEERY risky. WARNING! THIS TREATMENT COULD BE HAZARDOUS TO NEWLYWEDS AND DOCTOR M TYPES!
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