Posted by Pat on October 07, 1999 at 15:26:55:
In Reply to: The Old Crone is Dead posted by Pat on October 06, 1999 at 22:47:50:
Ok! She looked dead. She was bitten by a rattler and she just lay there, slack-jawed with her eyes all glazed over. We thought she was dead. OK, we'd been drinking a bit and we though a Viking funeral would be good - not particularly appropriate, but it was a chilly night (and we had wieners). We pushed, shoved and dragged the wattle hut to the shore, put her in it, lit the thing and set it adrift. To make a long story short, she is singed around the edges and mad as hell. If I were you I would give her a wide berth for a while. I know I will - that woman is not to be triffled with when she is mad, snake-bit and singed around the edges.
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