Posted by Grateful drowned rat gnome on October 07, 1999 at 22:07:04:
In Reply to: Emergency Supplies for Half-Drowned Gnomes and Prostrate Crones posted by Miss Marcia on October 07, 1999 at 18:50:50:
Now THERE is a good, southern gentlewoman who knows how to treat a gnome. Feed him and get him skunked. Ymmmm. Fuuuuudddddgggge!!!
But what is this other thing? I dont understand. I didnt think Old Crone, being female (well okay it is hard to tell at her age but she IS female they tell me) I didn't think she had a prostate. Thought that was a man's perostate, er I mean perogative. Hey Crone! Want some of my Hytrin?
: My goodness! Bent has just called on me to let me know that Miss Paddletale and that there French gal are towing Old Crone's wattle hut back to shore, and are in need of emergency refreshments for Old Crone, herself, and that silly nitwit, GnomeDome. Guess I'll grab a bucket o' mint juleps and a platter of my Famous DownHome Fuu-uuuuudge, and head on down to the river bank. I don't know what's going on, but apparently Old Crone had a close call...something about being battered around a bit yesterday and then having a run-in with a deadly legless one (Miss Kate don't like fer me to call 'em by other names...too creepy for her taste!) And speaking of Miss Kate, hope she'll show up with a couple of her toasty warm quilts for this crew. They'll most likely need all the comfort they can get.
: I'm off to do good deeds...which reminds me, wonder if Polly Ann will be there, too. She does SEW like to spread goodness and cheer everywhere she goes.
: Yours Most Hurriedly,
: Miss Marcia
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