Posted by Doctor Mary on October 11, 1999 at 15:05:45:
...for the Mohicanland Anthem. (Think of it accompanied
by a kazoo and an all-Gnome chorus.)
Oh beautiful for weirdo folks
And those without a brain;
For those of us so warm and wise
And those who are a pain (not ME!)
From you we've never fled!
And if this is scary
Call Doctor Mary
She'll whack you on your head!
*sob! sniffle! choke!* I'm sorry to get so emotional! Great
works of art like this just turn me to mush!
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