Posted by Bill R on October 12, 1999 at 11:20:22:
In Reply to: Re: Loving Fall and Pumpkins posted by Doctor M on October 12, 1999 at 09:47:45:
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: : I would probably be singing a different tune about squash for supper if I had just completed a day of elk hunting, war party tracking, and damsel rescueing. McDonalds and candy bars are tough acts for any vegetable to follow.
: : Dana
: Doctor Mary's Special Secret Receipt for Squash That Doesn't
: Taste Like A Vegetable:
: 1) Grasp squash firmly by stem end
: 2) Open cabin door, and heave said squash out into yard
: (Be careful not to hit the little Lawn Gnome -- he
: squeaks something awful!)
: 3) Shut cabin door firmly -- send courier for a large
: vat of barbecued pork, cole slaw, and pecan pie.
: 4) "Slop Till You Drop" as the slogan on one of Doctor
: M's favorite barbecue places said.
Sounds like a plan to me Doc! Thanks for my laugh for the day.
Welcome back to a new day!
yes, please do miss the little garden gnome. They squeek and shrill quite loudly and petulantly when squash squashed!
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