Posted by GnomeDome on October 14, 1999 at 15:03:47:
In Reply to: BULLETIN! posted by MBMP on October 14, 1999 at 11:20:28:
: It has been brought to our attention that several VIP's (Very Importent Posters) are MISSING from Mohicanland.
: One,Ms.Get Your Hinies Back Here NOW, telephoned our headquarters this morning ranting about squash, naked ducks, THE Pumpkin Fairy, old ladies with hangovers, and a woman with a penchant for a man with a long gun. The latter excels at tracking said man.
: Ms. NOW assures this office that these characters are NOT dangerous. She does advise caution, however, as these VIP's are very clever and just may try to "crack you up".
: Any sightings of these Mohicanland VIP's should be reported immediately.
: Thank you,
: Mohicanland Bureau of Missing Posters
Yes, it IS rather quiet without that crazy Doc Mary around thinking up new ways to use and abuse kindly inoffensive gnomes for the holidays. Can't say THIS gnome is upset by the peace however temporary!!!
On the other hand, this gnome kinda misses Sassy and Marcia (mmmmm love that fudge!) and She who tracks and some of the other
more sane denizens of Mohicanland village.
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