Posted by Billygnome on October 17, 1999 at 12:31:31:
In Reply to: Another week passes... posted by Doc M on October 17, 1999 at 11:32:54:
: ...and boy, is Doc M really sick of being wise, warm, and
: wonderful. It interferes with her usual crabby, cynical,
: evil-minded nature. So the next one of ye that gets out
: of line will be hit over the head with a big pointy rock
: and tossed out behind Bumppo's to reconsider. That includes
: Doc M, of course, who has been tossed out behind Bumppo's
: more times than she cares to remember. I think the last
: time was after the unfortunate case of the Topless Billiards
: Tournament with General Webb, who is a notorious sore loser.
: And what's this talk of whips? Don't toy with Doctor Mary...
: you know very well if she hears the crack of a whip she
: starts snorting and pawing the ground like an old firehorse.
: Lastly, three cheers for our handy Billy Gnome, for his major
: accomplishment in finishing Kildeer! Ok, so he can't lift it
: and it's bigger than he is...so what? I hereby render upon him,
: by the power vested to me by nobody, the official title of
: The Gnome Carabine!
: Kiss! Kiss!
: Doc M
The gnome Carabine......I like that!
Welcome back Doc M!
But killdeer ain't finished yet by a long shot. No more than you are finished after 100 brawny Hurons pass through your door. Just getting started.
Topless billiards? *shaking gnome head*. Don't think I was there that night. Wouldnt matter though, cause I wouldnt be able to see way up there on the table top anyways....where Mary spends most of her time when imbibing at Bumpo's.....and wouldnt know who was winning or topless anyhows.
The Gnome Carabine
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