Re: Urgent Dispatch to Billygnome

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Posted by Billygnome on October 18, 1999 at 10:29:41:

In Reply to: Urgent Dispatch to Billygnome posted by Goody Sandy on October 18, 1999 at 08:36:32:

Goody Sandy,

I did speak with my wee fairy friends, but alas, each and every one stated the he/her was either a Phillies fan or a Pirates fan.
Guess you are on your own on this one. You COULD maybe do what we gnomes do to such folk......kick dirt at him (I believe I have seen a gnome or two in disguise doing just that to an umpire once or twice - they must have been gnomes they did it so well!) or in the could reach up very high and kick the heathen in the shin. For the very bad, I generally do all my wookwork late at night right next to the offender's bedroom window. YOu have no idea how the constant tap tap tapping will drive the jerk crazy!


: Dear Billygnome:

: The good folke of Bahstun (Boston to you out-of-towners) are in dire need fer ya wee tiny fairy friends to make a visite to Fenway Pahk (Park to ya funny talkin’ folke) and sprinkle the trolls…I mean the umpire crew with their magic dust. This motley group has been overcome by blow-the-callitis and call-the-Red-Sox-out-when-they-were-safeatosis. Tho no cure exists for these dreadful afflictions, the Fenway faithful are lookin’ fer temporary relief from the pain visited upon our beloved Red Sox by said crew.

: Much obliged.

: Best wishes,
: Goody Sandy

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