Posted by Bill R on October 19, 1999 at 15:38:16:
In Reply to: Mohicanland Cure Alls ... posted by Lainey on October 19, 1999 at 13:41:23:
: : Silver Wolf,
: : P.s. You should have taken Lainey with you. Then you would have stayed warm. She would have built a nice fire for you folks. She has a fondness for building bonfires, in fact. She finds them quite entertaining I am told. But had she been there, you guys would have stayed warm and toasty. Just make sure you read and understand her fine print regarding the clause "warm and toasty".
: : Bill R
: Charlatan Remedies by Goody Sandy, Therapeutic Ministrations by Doctor Mary, & Heathen Hearths ... I mean *Home & Hearth* Provisions by Lainey. What more could one ask for?
: Gotta matchstick, Bill?
: PS Do you prefer your toast Francais, Anglaise, or Huron style?
I think I prefer Francais toasty thank you. At least that comes with a nice sauce and has some class. The anglaise is bland and underdone, while the Huron toasty is burned to a crisp fit only for woodland scavengers.
And NO I ain't giving you a match! Did you really think I would fall for that? Like I have no memory of the dangerous combination of Lainey and matches? Ha! I didn't just fall off the PUUUUUUUMPKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIN (how's that spelling Marcia?) truck ya know.
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