Posted by Billy Gnome on October 20, 1999 at 18:07:32:
In Reply to: Re: Gathering Lodgings ... posted by Doc M on October 20, 1999 at 15:28:07:
: : : "Charlatan???" I'm sure that's French for "Great and Bounteous
: : : Mohicanland Healer," n'est-ce pas? A little cabin, all for moi?
: : : That IS tempting. Does it have hot and cold running minions?
: : : Doc M
: : Figures. Of course it has hot and cold running minions. How do you think all those warrior trails were beaten through the northern woods from Canada and upper Maine? Brawny hot and cold
: : warriors with sinewy limbs and hot blood beating a path to your door of course!
: : Elaine, I would perhaps like to join in on the Trader cabin if the other traders can come down off their high horses and allow another trader into the village. But PLEASE don't put the trader cabins anywhere near Doc Mary's cabin! Ruins business. Potential customers see the crowd around her cabin and think it is a riot and slink away. Nobody want's to break through the line of hot-blooded warriors fingering their tomahawks in anticipation of a "line jumper".
: : Billy Gnome
: Oh, there's no more pitiful sight than a Green-Eyed Gnome!
: They HAVE to put me near the trader cabins -- I have
: all those dried and stuffed wild gnomes in little Santa
: outfits to unload!
: Doc M
There she goes with that stuffed gnome crap again. I'll get you for that you randy old poot of a doc. *kicking dirt and dust at her*
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