Re: Good Morning!...Wake up and smell the ROAST, Billy!

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Posted by Dana S. on October 21, 1999 at 10:25:00:

In Reply to: Re: Good Morning! posted by Doc M on October 21, 1999 at 08:30:15:

: : : : There! That's much better than "No Messages Posted". The only thing that would make this morning any better is a Mohicanland coffee mug and a visit from the Puuuuummmmpkiiiiiin Fairy! I need a pumpkin...have a request for a "Carved Gnome".

: : : : Dana

: : : First you need to roast him at 325 degrees -- l/2 hour
: : : per pound of gnome. If he's dried, you'll have to soak
: : : him in water overnight before roasting. If he's fresh,
: : : just put a little crabapple in his mouth and pop him
: : : in the oven! (Don't forget the apple, unless you want
: : : to hear a lot of annoying screeching!) When you can
: : : stick a fork in him easily, remove from oven, let sit
: : : for 15 minutes, then carve. I know Lainey prefers cajun-
: : : style Blackened Gnome, but I prefer them plain. Call me
: : : old-fashioned. Hope this helps!

: : : Doc M

: : Doctor Mary,

: : Actually, I prefer to carve up these gnomes a bit, stuff a fat beeswax candle in its mouth & let it sit on some Dutch stoop throughout the chilly Harvest Moon nights. Then, once All Hallow's Eve has passed, I like to burn them to dust. Wood Gnome ash ...

: : Ashes to ashes, dust to dust ... it's a handy base for some damn good soap.

: : That's my personal favorite heirloom receipt anyway.

: : Lainey

: : PS Doctor M, of course your Charlatan Cabin will be logistically situated in very close proximity to the Trading Post! You'll be needed for an occasional shake down.

: Hmmm -- The Gnome Carabine must be in a stupor this morning.
: He usually senses something afoot when he's being toasted,
: roasted, stuffed or carved.

: PPS: It's that "Charlatan" part, while euphonious, that might
: be off-putting to potential clientele. "Cabin of The
: Beneficent and Healing White Light" is so much more
: accurate, don't you think?

: Doc M

Gee! What fun is a Roast without the Roastee? Especially when Doc M is doin' the cookin'!


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