Posted by GnomeDome on October 25, 1999 at 11:46:22:
In Reply to: Re: Courier Hot Off the Presses! posted by Jo on October 25, 1999 at 08:19:36:
: : Ring Ring Ring!
: : Come One, Come All!
: : Better late than Never, Our Most Well Written Literary Mag and Gossip Rag, The One And Only Courier, is Hot Off the Presses, awaiting to be read by all and sundry!
: : After you have enriched yourselves with this issue, let's gather at the townesquare, lace arms, and go for a
: : Walk in Love and LIght, along the River Bank...
: : Your Humble and Obedient Srvnt
: : YeOldeTowneCrier
: Yes, the Courier was great reading EXCEPT for the line:
: "The encouraging words of wisdom were met with a standing ovation & a plate of Jo's Horse meat"........
: Now, either there was a typo and it was "Joe's" or "Joy's" or even "Joanne's", but somehow the reporter/editor got something wrong, as my horse is alive and well, although hard to see in all the weeds and brush out on the back lot, (with his buds the Flamingos....)very much in one intact piece and greatly insulted as to think he'd be served up as a dish...and he expects an apology and retraction....
Oh, quit your whining. Pass the horsemeat and throw another flamingo on the fire to roast. And sit down for crying out loud, your horse-dourves are getting cold!
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