Posted by GnomeDome on October 26, 1999 at 16:09:36:
In Reply to: For Those Who Wish To Send Flowers... posted by Doc M on October 26, 1999 at 15:17:44:
: ...Poor Danalee and Dana have been rushed to the Mohicanland
: Clinic For The Dreadfully Deluded. I KNOW they were deeply
: troubled, because they had the audacity to smart-mouth your
: beloved Doctor Mary, The Great and Compassionate Healer of
: the Frontier. Thankfully, it wasn't too late and after Doc M's
: patented 10 Day Miracle Attitudinal Adjustment Course they
: will be returned to the capacious bosom of Mohicanland.
: Doctor M
: PS Gnome Carabine, did I leave my barrel of castor oil and my
: bullwhip at your toadstool? I can't find them anywhere!
: Or did I leave them at Bumppo's?
Well sweetie, I would check bumppo's. No whips here. Or, get a search warrant for Lainey's cabin. I hear tell she also has a fondness for the whip.
As to the castor oil, I don't even wanna KNOW what that is for.
And I ain't askin'.
Just a word aside as a friend, knowing your fondness for groups of the male persuasion.......I hear tell a fella named Norm is
forming a group of men....ya might wanta check it out. Sounds like a target rich environment for the likes of you. Course when YOU show up, they won't have a clue they are outnumbered and about to be "whipped" so to speak..........
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