Re: Black Elk ... Part 2 and Marsha's Ad....& Moving, Pumpkin Fairies, Spellings & North Carolina

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Posted by MMMMarcia on October 28, 1999 at 14:03:29:

In Reply to: Re: Black Elk ... Part 2 and Marsha's Ad....& Moving, Pumpkin Fairies, Spellings & North Carolina posted by Doc M on October 28, 1999 at 09:09:29:

Doc M wrote:

: Welcome back, MMMM! If you need some sort of in-depth
: psychological counseling to help you face your household
: chores, I'm running a Fall Special on my latest series
: of tapes -- "Never Clean...Just Move!!" and "Voodoo Spells
: To Turn Your Husband Into A Cleaning Zombie!" I'm sure
: you'll be hearing from the wee Gnome Carabine before
: too long. He seems to be pretty jumpy these days, for
: some unknown reason!

: Doc M

Thanks for the welcome, Doc! I would have replied sooner, but I was delayed a tad when I came under attack by a Killer Dust Bunny. The furry little fiend had me trapped behind the couch for an hour and a half! I finally lobbed a couple of rounds of dried orange peelings at him, and then pelted him with bits and pieces of something that looked suspiciously like a dehydrated lizard corpse. He retreated to his lair, and I scuttled out & dashed in here to check the Board. I have the door locked, but I can hear him whining and sniffing and panting around outside it...waiting for a chance to lunge at my throat again, no doubt. Little does he know I have a 55-gallon drum of Lemon Scented Pledge in here with me. When next he and I meet, I'll polish him off completely!!! (Oh, hahahaha...I couldn't resist that one!)

MMMMarcia


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