Posted by Dana S. on November 09, 1999 at 11:30:28:
In Reply to: Re: Come Back DDL - All Is Forgiven!! and Little Joe Strikes Again! posted by Doc M on November 09, 1999 at 10:39:35:
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: : : : : : Or they
: : : : : : : "moved to San Francisco" which I always took to be a
: : : : : : : polite euphemisim...like when your Mom would tell you
: : : : : : : that "Fluffy went to live in the country." Uh huh.
: : : : : : : Doc M
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: : : : : : Doc M,
: : : : : : I was really "down" when I woke up this AM and decided to get a
: : : : : : "fix" from the board........I have to say this whole thread has been delightful and wonderful childhood memories replaced all the depression I was feeling this morning......but the above statement has had me "rolling in laughter" for the past 10 minutes ... every time I would read further along in the thread I would start chuckling with the thought of your above statement and just had to stop and write a THANK YOU for it! What a great prescription Doc M.
: : : : : : Judy
: : : : : Why, it's Doctor M's pleasure to spread joy among all the
: : : : : subjects of Mohicanland, Judy. And next time you get
: : : : : them AM Mean-Red Blues, stop off at Bumppo's for a quick
: : : : : eye-opener. Always works for me. Also whacking any
: : : : : gnomes you see with a broom usually cheers me up, and
: : : : : I'm told brings good luck as well! And if all else
: : : : : fails, Judy, we'll send YOU off to live in the country
: : : : : with Fluffy and Adam Cartwright!
: : : : : XXXXX
: : : : : Doc M
: : : : Oh Yeah? Well **** you and the broom you rode in on you sadistic gnome whacker. *kicking GREAT clods of dirt and COPIOUS amounts of dust in her di-rection*
: : : : Gnome
: : : *SQUISH!!!* Why, what's this on the bottom of Doctor M's
: : : high-heeled maribou slipper??? It's all flat and has
: : : funny bulging little eyes and a little conical red hat!!
: : : Wait! Wait! It's feebly waving one tiny arm at me! Well,
: : : hello to you too, little fellow!
: : : XXXX
: : : Doc M
: : Oh yuk! Bad enough you trod on me with your HUGE hoof (er, I mean foot) but what ELSE do you have on your shoe for crying out loud???? Phew! Where HAVE you been walking?
: : And the view from here! I can't answer as to what the Scots wear under their kilts, but now know what Doc M wears (or should I say DOESN'T wear?) under that dress of hers.........
: : Gnome (knowing more than he EVER wanted to know!)
: If there's one thing worse than having an evil little gnome
: stuck to your shoe, it's having one look up your skirt!
: FYI, Doctor M ALWAYS wears her unmentionables while
: tripping through the forest -- Calvin Crone being her
: brand of choice. Now when she's entertaining gentleman
: callers in her cabin, all bets (and other things) are
: off! No outdoor hoo-hah for Doc M, who is a gentlewoman
: of taste and refinement...and who needs to mix up
: a large vat of Gnome Repellant ASAP!!!
: Doc M
What's the matter with you, Gnome? Are you gonna stand for that?! C'mon and kick s'more dirt. I love it when you do that.
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