Posted by Gnome on November 09, 1999 at 12:03:37:
In Reply to: Re: Come Back DDL - All Is Forgiven!! and Little Joe Strikes Again! posted by Doc M on November 09, 1999 at 10:39:35:
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: : : : : : Or they
: : : : : : : "moved to San Francisco" which I always took to be a
: : : : : : : polite euphemisim...like when your Mom would tell you
: : : : : : : that "Fluffy went to live in the country." Uh huh.
: : : : : : : Doc M
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: : : : : : Doc M,
: : : : : : I was really "down" when I woke up this AM and decided to get a
: : : : : : "fix" from the board........I have to say this whole thread has been delightful and wonderful childhood memories replaced all the depression I was feeling this morning......but the above statement has had me "rolling in laughter" for the past 10 minutes ... every time I would read further along in the thread I would start chuckling with the thought of your above statement and just had to stop and write a THANK YOU for it! What a great prescription Doc M.
: : : : : : Judy
: : : : : Why, it's Doctor M's pleasure to spread joy among all the
: : : : : subjects of Mohicanland, Judy. And next time you get
: : : : : them AM Mean-Red Blues, stop off at Bumppo's for a quick
: : : : : eye-opener. Always works for me. Also whacking any
: : : : : gnomes you see with a broom usually cheers me up, and
: : : : : I'm told brings good luck as well! And if all else
: : : : : fails, Judy, we'll send YOU off to live in the country
: : : : : with Fluffy and Adam Cartwright!
: : : : : XXXXX
: : : : : Doc M
: : : : Oh Yeah? Well **** you and the broom you rode in on you sadistic gnome whacker. *kicking GREAT clods of dirt and COPIOUS amounts of dust in her di-rection*
: : : : Gnome
: : : *SQUISH!!!* Why, what's this on the bottom of Doctor M's
: : : high-heeled maribou slipper??? It's all flat and has
: : : funny bulging little eyes and a little conical red hat!!
: : : Wait! Wait! It's feebly waving one tiny arm at me! Well,
: : : hello to you too, little fellow!
: : : XXXX
: : : Doc M
: : Oh yuk! Bad enough you trod on me with your HUGE hoof (er, I mean foot) but what ELSE do you have on your shoe for crying out loud???? Phew! Where HAVE you been walking?
: : And the view from here! I can't answer as to what the Scots wear under their kilts, but now know what Doc M wears (or should I say DOESN'T wear?) under that dress of hers.........
: : Gnome (knowing more than he EVER wanted to know!)
: If there's one thing worse than having an evil little gnome
: stuck to your shoe, it's having one look up your skirt!
: FYI, Doctor M ALWAYS wears her unmentionables while
: tripping through the forest -- Calvin Crone being her
: brand of choice. Now when she's entertaining gentleman
: callers in her cabin, all bets (and other things) are
: off! No outdoor hoo-hah for Doc M, who is a gentlewoman
: of taste and refinement...and who needs to mix up
: a large vat of Gnome Repellant ASAP!!!
: Doc M
The easiest way to repell me, and the least expensive, is to just watch where you are putting those huge feet of yours.
As to what you wear whilst tripping through the forest, I really would not have noticed had you not been "shoeing" me. And I take that "tripping" literally since, not being a gnone who glides through the forest with grace and ease, you are stumbling around stomping in places you shouldn't, and ON things you shouldnt! Besides, most times you are still under the effects from the previous night at Bumppo's.
signed: Gnome *dusting himself off and scraping off himself with a stick whatever ELSE was on the "gentlewoman's" shoe*
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