Posted by GnomeDome on November 11, 1999 at 15:16:44:
In Reply to: Re: Happy Days! posted by Doc M on November 11, 1999 at 13:12:26:
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: : : : Good to have you back Sassy. Can I give you a hug? *digging toe in dirt with face red as his hat*
: : : : Got any fudge on you?
: : : : GnomeDome
: : : Oh, SURE! Go running after Sassy and kick dirt at poor
: : : old Doctor Mary, you faithless little Gnome-Weasel!
: : : Doc M, who will not be ignored!!
: : Oh calm yourself Doc M afore you wet your knickers. I don't think there is ANYBODY in the village who believes you COULD be ignored! You CAN be ignomed though. *turning back on her and kicking dirt rearward at her like a bull as he leaves*
: : *jeez. some wimmin, ya know? they squash you, whip you, stuff you, drive stakes up your bum and stick you in the lawn.....and then wonder why you would rather hug someone who gives you fudge!
: : Didn't anyone ever tell this woman about gastrognomeics? That the way to a gnomes heart is to give him wood and feed him?*
: : GnomeDome
: Oh, I'll give you wood all right. How would you like to
: have the starring role in "Gnome of Arc?"
: Doc M
: PS My esteemed associate Doctor Magua N.M.H.H. (No Mohawk,
: He's Huron) assures me that there are many, many ways to
: a Gnome's heart!
: Doc M
Kinda cranky there today Doc. S'Matter? House fall on your sister?
Somebody turn the lighted grail out on top of the nunnery and disappoint you?
You forget which was your favorite color? Do not cross the bridge, do not collect your fee, go directly to jail for violations of the Mohicanland vice statutes.
And watch where you STEP!!!!!
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