Re: Speaking of Accents & Imposter Alert!!!

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Posted by Miss Paddletale on November 15, 1999 at 13:37:42:

In Reply to: Re: Speaking of Accents posted by Doc M on November 15, 1999 at 13:04:41:

SUPPOSEDLY "Doctor Mary" writes:
: I've also heard that this was true about some of the real
: oldtimers living on the Outer Banks of NC. And there may
: be a few pockets left in the Appalachians where you can
: hear traces of it, but it's dying out rapidly. There are
: two really good books that talk about this, both by
: Horace Kephart -- "Our Southern Highlanders" and "Smoky
: Mountain Voices." And how about the music? The more I
: listen to traditional Irish and Scots music and bluegrass,
: you hear all the parallels. Fascinating stuff.

: I know, I know -- an unusual Doc M. post. It happens
: once in a while. Maybe I got hit in the head! VBG!

: Doc M

*ack! squawk!! quackquackquack!!!*

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No sleazy jokes!! No sexy pink bunny suit!! No bashing of gnomes or drooling over loincloths!! Who does this person think she's fooling?? *squawk!* We aren't as stoopid as we LOOK, ya know!! *ack! Quack!!*

Send for the FBI, the CIA, the IRS, the UFL, or the SPCA!! Get her outta here!! We want the REAL Doc M! *sqawk!* We DEMAND the real Doc M!! *quack!!* Hand her over, you fraudulent, scum-sucking phony!!

*Ackackackack!! Squarkle, squerk!*

Frantically Yours,
Miss Paddletale

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