Re: I Guess We DID It!!!

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Posted by Gnome (at night) on November 18, 1999 at 16:27:30:

In Reply to: Re: I Guess We DID It!!! posted by Doc M on November 18, 1999 at 10:16:52:

: : : Hey, will guys quit standing on my hand???!!! Great Healers
: : : need their beauty sleep! Can't a person even find a place
: : : to rest and meditate under the billiards table? And where
: : : the hell is my tankard of coffee??? And another thing...
: : : why the hell am I wearing a t-shirt with a picture of
: : : gnome with a raised fist on it that says Mushroom Power???

: : : Doc M

: : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: : *hic!* Move over, Doc! Can't a gal find a liddle shpot to get shome resht around here??? You aren't the ONLY one feelin' a mite befuddled right now, ya know. I can't remember where I parked Ol' Purple, and I sheem to be wearin' my cryshtal ball on my head! Whadup wid that? Anyhoooo, I'm gonna need me an iddybiddy liddle ol shnoooooooooze before I try to make my way outta here.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....shnorf!......zzzzzz....
: :, me the way ta go home.....hic!....
: : zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

: : Shashy Shoothshayer
: : hic!

: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! YOU'RE wearing a t-shirt that
: says Snow White Was Right! I'm getting some kind of horrible
: flashback here...tiny high-pitched voices...Hi Ho, Hi Ho...
: hundreds of little conical red hats...AGGGGHHHHHH! Tell me
: I didn't stay at Bumppo's for Gnome Gnight!!!!!

: Doc M

Yup! You did! *sound of many wee voices laughing*. Didn't anyone ever tell you NEVER go into the fairies circle and dance with them, NEVER play 9 pins with short, bearded fellows, and NEVER NEVER go to a Gnome after-hours club. Wasn't the fact that EVERYBODY was under 30 cm. tall a clue? Didn't the pictures of various studly gnomes and gorgeous gnomettes on the walls sound some bells for you as you walked in? Perhaps you thought the sound of pipes, drums, flutes and fiddles was the latest rage in disco?

Enjoy your T-shirts girls!!!!!

Now, gotta get back to my magazine of the New Corker and see what the best dressed gnomes are wearing out to formal dinners these days......


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