Posted by Kindly gnome on November 18, 1999 at 16:38:46:
In Reply to: Re: I Guess We DID It!!! posted by Grinning Gnome on November 18, 1999 at 16:36:29:
: : : : : Hey, will guys quit standing on my hand???!!! Great Healers
: : : : : need their beauty sleep! Can't a person even find a place
: : : : : to rest and meditate under the billiards table? And where
: : : : : the hell is my tankard of coffee??? And another thing...
: : : : : why the hell am I wearing a t-shirt with a picture of
: : : : : gnome with a raised fist on it that says Mushroom Power???
: : : : : Doc M
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: : : : *hic!* Move over, Doc! Can't a gal find a liddle shpot to get shome resht around here??? You aren't the ONLY one feelin' a mite befuddled right now, ya know. I can't remember where I parked Ol' Purple, and I sheem to be wearin' my cryshtal ball on my head! Whadup wid that? Anyhoooo, I'm gonna need me an iddybiddy liddle ol shnoooooooooze before I try to make my way outta here.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....shnorf!......zzzzzz....
: : : : mumble...hum...la, la...show me the way ta go home.....hic!....
: : : : zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
: : : : Shashy Shoothshayer
: : : : hic!
: : : Wait a minute! Wait a minute! YOU'RE wearing a t-shirt that
: : : says Snow White Was Right! I'm getting some kind of horrible
: : : flashback here...tiny high-pitched voices...Hi Ho, Hi Ho...
: : : hundreds of little conical red hats...AGGGGHHHHHH! Tell me
: : : I didn't stay at Bumppo's for Gnome Gnight!!!!!
: : : Doc M
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: : Too late, Docky! Methinks you and I have both been tarred by the same ittybitty brush! Just keep repeating to yourself...to gnome them is to love them...to gnome them is to love them!
: : Sassy
: Good advice! Sound thought there! Always works for ME with my gnomette here....to gnome her is to love her. Besides, we are such CUTE creatures, and once you get to gnome us, we have many worthy attributes.......far more than decorating your tree or lawn or turning over a bed of hot coals. Such a waste of resources such uses are! And......you gotta admit.....we throw
: GREAT parties? Enjoying your T-shirts girls? You should see what it says on the BACK!!!!!!!!1
: heee heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
: *sound of scampering feet retreating into the forest*
Okay okay. Far be it from me to have you turning all which ways trying to read it in a mirror.
On the BACK of your lovely T-shirts donated to you by we gnomes
after you girls passed out....it says.....are you ready?
Kick me, I'm a clod!
ahhh bwa haaa hahaa
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