Posted by Billygnome on November 23, 1999 at 10:20:17:
In Reply to: Re: Will The REAL Hawkeye Please Stand Up! posted by Doc M on November 23, 1999 at 10:07:05:
: : : Yep! That's him, holding his famous rifle, Billdeer! Smile nice now; for the camera!
: : OH MY GOD! I'VE BEEN STRUCK BLIND! Don't put something like that up without warning us! Geez. I may never have sight again....Seeing something like that without warning could cause irrecoverable psychic trauma.
: : No fair Rich. If I had known you were gonna POST that picture I would have worn my FORMAL T-shirt. And the conical red hat of course.
: : Hopefully folks will think at least the rifle attractive.....
: : Bill R
: Billy, Billy, Billy. You are WAAAY too hard on yourself.
: It's a fine crabby-looking stud-gnome speciman you are.
: In fact, may I hire you and Killdeer to stand in front
: of my humble abode to scare away obnoxious wee neighbor
: children and my many creditors? A bonus if you shoot
: the tires off of the Suburban Ugly Vehicles that infest
: my neighborhood ... they're even more fun to hunt than
: Doc M
Thanks. I think. But we all know YOU have weird tastes when it comes to much of anything. AS to the crabby look, well, I had just been told I wasn't a gnome after all, I was human, and therefore could NOT be admitted to the gnome guild as a full member...Had my mother lied to me all these years?????????????
I guess I should have figured that out when I kept banging my head on their wee doorways and once got stuck like a cork in a barrel. Took some mighty wads of lard to get the "gnome" unstuck that day! Now don't get yourself all hot and worked up Doc M! I wouldn't recommend putting lard all over your body as an addition to your list of "treatments". Yuk!
Besides you are a slippery enough character as you are.
Shooting tires out on Suburban Ugly Vehicles sounds like fun though. And creditors are ALWAYS game in season!
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