Posted by Doc M on November 30, 1999 at 13:59:06:
In Reply to: Re: Doctor Mary's Unfortunately Short Film Career & Dummies of One Sort or Other posted by MMMM on November 30, 1999 at 13:40:32:
: Damn......damn! I thought that Man was mighty Easy, if you get my drift! And I wondered about that "stage hand" in the background who kept on whistlin' "If I Only Had a Brain!" But come to think on it a bit...that there straw-stuffed Patented Hawkeye Crash Test Dummy IS lifesized and bears a striking resemblance to a certain loin-clothed hero. Ummmmm...how perzackly would one go about ORDERING a PHCTD or two from you, Doctor M? Mayhap we can make a deal!
Doc M will be more than happy to work out a deal with you,
MMMM. Please consider that each of the DMPHCTDs are hand-
crafted, with loving attention to every teensie detail.
For a small additional fee, extra stuffing can be placed
in the loinclothal area if you should desire it. Right
now there's a three-week backlog -- Doctor Mary outsources
all this stuff, and she only has two full-time gnomes
working on spinning the straw. BettyGnome is a most
amenable worker, but her companion-gnome can be a little
testy. Plus there's an old fat guy who lives way north
of here, and he keeps trying to cut in on my action and
hire them away from me this time of year. I'll send the
courier over with the new catalog of Doctor M's Special
Millenial Product Line, and you can make your selection.
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