Posted by Gnome on December 02, 1999 at 17:27:21:
In Reply to: Re: posted by myrrh on December 02, 1999 at 15:07:26:
: : You wouldn't be interested in a little game of gno...I mean, Elf Bowling, would you? :)
: Not sure what it entails, Dana! Knockin' them little buggars over with big round stones, er what? How do ye' get 'em to stand still?
Oh fine. Another gnome abuser. There oughta be a hot-line for abused gnomes around here. If you find a gnome stupid enough to stand still for you...let me know. It's probably not a gnome at all but a troll.
Doc Mary's way of keeping a gnome in one place is to drive a stake up the poor little fellow's bum and stab the stake into the ground. And you thought YOU were an abuser of gnomes. But the whole world knows SHE's a sicko...
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