Posted by BillyGnome on January 19, 2000 at 12:52:25:
In Reply to: Re: Updating The Site & Saying Hi, Temporarily! posted by Doc M on January 19, 2000 at 12:29:37:
: : HI MARCIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *WAVING HAND VIGOROUSLY*
: : SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!!! *Rushing up and giving her a huge bear hug* (And who woulda thought big bad Bill and MMMMMarcia
: : would be hugging a year ago, eh? :)
: : WELCOME BACK!!!!!!
: Oh, geez -- get a room, you two!! And what am I, chopped liver???
: *snort! snort!*
: Doc M
Well, no, but you seem to think I AM some kinda horsdourve. When you aren't making me the main course, that is. Kinda inhibits a gnome from running up to you and hugging you, ya know?
You have given me many a guffaw, but usually immediately after you get that gleam in your eye, start sharpening that stick and I know it is time to head for the hollow tree again.
And I thought LAINEY had multiple personalities at one point in time? HA! First you are a Doctorate (in what one can only imagine), then you are masseuse of rather loose virtue, then a lion tamer (why else would you have a whip in hand?), a friend to gnomes (if we ignore the ball peen hammer in your pocket) and next a twisted Mohican Torquemada bent on torturing innocent gnomelings. Oh, I could go on and on, but what's the point?
We gnomes didnt just fall off the pumpkin truck ya know.
Were I to give you a hug, it likely would be the last one I ever gave and my last glimpse of Mohicanland would be just afore you put the lid on the pot I was in.
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