Re: Updating The Site & Saying Hi, Temporarily!

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Posted by Doc M on January 19, 2000 at 13:58:46:

In Reply to: Re: Updating The Site & Saying Hi, Temporarily! posted by Billygnome on January 19, 2000 at 13:32:18:

: : : : :
: : : : : HI MARCIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *WAVING HAND VIGOROUSLY*

: : : : : SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!!! *Rushing up and giving her a huge bear hug* (And who woulda thought big bad Bill and MMMMMarcia
: : : : : would be hugging a year ago, eh? :)

: : : : : WELCOME BACK!!!!!!

: : : : Oh, geez -- get a room, you two!! And what am I, chopped liver???
: : : : *snort! snort!*

: : : : Doc M

: : : Well, no, but you seem to think I AM some kinda horsdourve. When you aren't making me the main course, that is. Kinda inhibits a gnome from running up to you and hugging you, ya know?

: : : You have given me many a guffaw, but usually immediately after you get that gleam in your eye, start sharpening that stick and I know it is time to head for the hollow tree again.

: : : And I thought LAINEY had multiple personalities at one point in time? HA! First you are a Doctorate (in what one can only imagine), then you are masseuse of rather loose virtue, then a lion tamer (why else would you have a whip in hand?), a friend to gnomes (if we ignore the ball peen hammer in your pocket) and next a twisted Mohican Torquemada bent on torturing innocent gnomelings. Oh, I could go on and on, but what's the point?
: : : We gnomes didnt just fall off the pumpkin truck ya know.

: : : Were I to give you a hug, it likely would be the last one I ever gave and my last glimpse of Mohicanland would be just afore you put the lid on the pot I was in.

: : : GnomeDome

: : Hey, we twisted, Torquemadic, whip-toting masseuses of loose
: : virtue and bad reputations need love too, ya know!! And you
: : can blame my multiple personalities on my tortured childhood.
: : Not only did my mother dress me funny, but I had to walk
: : ten miles through the snow to get to school, and sell matches
: : on the street corner to get money for food! Plus my mean
: : sister took away all my toys and I just had rocks and dried-
: : up corn cobs to play with!! *sniffle! sniffle!* It's not
: : all beer and skittles being the Great and Giving Healer
: : of the Frontier, pal!!!

: : Doc M

: Darn! And here I thought you were the way you were because you were a social experiment. You know, get a little kid, lock her up in a totally dark room in the basement, deprive her of all human contact for 20 years or so, and feed her by slipping pizza and pancakes under the door.

: Your version does shed some light on your crotchity nature though...always thought you had one of them there corncobs...well you know......


: SillyGnome *shoot!* I mean BILLYGnome. Darnit. BILLYGnome.

Oh, you're soooo right about that corncob. LOL! Matches the
burr under my saddle!

Doc M

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