Re: Updating The Site & Saying Hi, Temporarily!

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: : : : Hey, we twisted, Torquemadic, whip-toting masseuses of loose
: : : : virtue and bad reputations need love too, ya know!! And you
: : : : can blame my multiple personalities on my tortured childhood.
: : : : Not only did my mother dress me funny, but I had to walk
: : : : ten miles through the snow to get to school, and sell matches
: : : : on the street corner to get money for food! Plus my mean
: : : : sister took away all my toys and I just had rocks and dried-
: : : : up corn cobs to play with!! *sniffle! sniffle!* It's not
: : : : all beer and skittles being the Great and Giving Healer
: : : : of the Frontier, pal!!!

: : : : Doc M

: : : Darn!  And here I thought you were the way you were because you were a social experiment.  You know, get a little kid, lock her up in a totally dark room in the basement, deprive her of all human contact for 20 years or so, and feed her by slipping pizza and pancakes under the door.

: : : Your version does shed some light on your crotchity nature though...always thought you had one of them there corncobs...well you know......

: : : SNORK!!

: : : SillyGnome *shoot!* I mean BILLYGnome.  Darnit.  BILLYGnome.

: : Oh, you're soooo right about that corncob. LOL! Matches the
: : burr under my saddle!

: : Doc M

: Good Grief Charlie Brown!  The woman has no shame!
: Gnomeling


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