Posted by Flabbergasted Gnome on January 19, 2000 at 14:17:11:
In Reply to: Re: Updating The Site & Saying Hi, Temporarily! posted by Doc M on January 19, 2000 at 13:58:46:
: : : Hey, we twisted, Torquemadic, whip-toting masseuses of loose
: : : virtue and bad reputations need love too, ya know!! And you
: : : can blame my multiple personalities on my tortured childhood.
: : : Not only did my mother dress me funny, but I had to walk
: : : ten miles through the snow to get to school, and sell matches
: : : on the street corner to get money for food! Plus my mean
: : : sister took away all my toys and I just had rocks and dried-
: : : up corn cobs to play with!! *sniffle! sniffle!* It's not
: : : all beer and skittles being the Great and Giving Healer
: : : of the Frontier, pal!!!
: : : Doc M
: : Darn! And here I thought you were the way you were because you were a social experiment. You know, get a little kid, lock her up in a totally dark room in the basement, deprive her of all human contact for 20 years or so, and feed her by slipping pizza and pancakes under the door.
: : Your version does shed some light on your crotchity nature though...always thought you had one of them there corncobs...well you know......
: : SNORK!!
: : SillyGnome *shoot!* I mean BILLYGnome. Darnit. BILLYGnome.
: Oh, you're soooo right about that corncob. LOL! Matches the
: burr under my saddle!
: Doc M
Good Grief Charlie Brown! The woman has no shame!
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