Posted by Billygnome on January 21, 2000 at 15:44:49:
In Reply to: Re: To all the women on the Board.... posted by Doc M on January 21, 2000 at 15:02:06:
: : : : I left both up, stumbled into the bathroom at o-dark-thirty one morning half asleep, and went to sit down in the dark.
: : : : KaPlunk! Splash! "Ah Sh-t!!!" said I. From that moment on, I knew why women got so upset about the male proclivity for NOT putting the seat down.
: : :
: : : BINGO!
: : : Now what do we do about the male proclivity to MISS the commode ALTOGETHER when they 'aim'?!!! Maybe if they left the seat down to begin with, it would force them to RESTRAIN their wild shots? The only other alternative is to MAKE THEM SIT DOWN!! I do NOT buy the flawed logic that, just because they CAN stand up, they SHOULD! This ain't the wild woods, here!!!
: : : ....er, sorry....i got a little carried away....
: : : Back to a more reasoned discussion of ... um ... restroom accommodations on the frontier?
: : : Myrrh
: : Oh gee. Thanks for sharing that with us. *sticking finger down throat*
: : All I can say is, I guess some aim better than others. Lessee.....if Hawkeye was a dead shot with a rifle, what would you call a guy who is a dead shot with.....oh never mind, won't go there!
: : (somehow I just have this wee feeling Clabair is gonna pick up on this thread!!!)
: : Hey, guys stand, women sit. It's the way of the world and the natural order of things. As for missing.....well heck, I don't miss and I can't even SEE the darn thing (and I am NOT talking about the commode!)
: : Bill R
: You have a "wee" feeling, Billy? ... or is that a "wee wee"
: feeling? And what would I call a guy who's a dead shot at
: the throne?? SINGLE, for one!
: Doc M
Well I AM a 2' GNOME for crying out loud. Of COURSE it's wee. Everything on me is wee. Sheesh. Gotta explain everything to some people! And she claims to have a Doctorate? She musta missed the gnome anatomy class.
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