Posted by Bill R on January 22, 2000 at 11:17:24:
In Reply to: Re: To all the women on the Board.... posted by Danalee Lavelle-Burroughs on January 22, 2000 at 10:43:35:
Okay, okay. *doing his Joe Pesci imitation again* Here's one for you ladies.
WHY is it when you are single and dating us, you keep the bathroom door closed and won't come out until every single hair is perfectly in place and you are looking like a cover girl.
AFTER you marry us you think nothing of coming into the bathroom while we are trying to shave, plopping yourself down on the throne and do one sort of business or another, while trying to hold a serious conversation about finances or Jr's grades or whatever??????
: Well, Since I seemed to start off the 'wee-wee' discussion, and don't regret it a bit, here is a sign that was posted above the toilet at the riding stable I used to frequent. Obviously, no his and hers bathrooms, just one for all... "We aim to please, you aim, too, please" .......:)
: : Sorry, Bill...didn't mean to offend your delicate gnomish sensibilities, there! :)
: : : You have a "wee" feeling, Billy? ... or is that a "wee wee"
: : : feeling?
: : Doc, you beat me to it!
: : : And what would I call a guy who's a dead shot at
: : : the throne?? SINGLE, for one!
: : I don't get it. Why are single guys deadshots at thrones and married ones not? Cuz they know their wives will clean it up??
: : (We're gonna get reprimanded in a minute!)
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