Posted by Billygnome on January 23, 2000 at 20:18:14:
In Reply to: Re: DVD earring and weather considerations....... posted by MMMMarcia on January 23, 2000 at 19:19:50:
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: : Can you imagine what would happen to the one wearing the earrings up on Inspiration Point or Chimney Rock should a big gust come up?! YIKES! Something less dangerous but just as useful--the DVDs would make great coasters for that stuff we bring home from Bumppo's!!! All is not lost!--A disgruntled PP...
: Funny you should mention that, Pilgrim! I was thinking earlier that they would make great coasters. Also, lovely, shiny Christmas ornaments...hey! I've got it! We'll co-author a new booklet: "101 Things to Do With Your LOTM DVD, Besides Watching It; A Handbook for Disgruntled MannHaters!" (OK, OK, so we don't really HATE him...but it makes a catchy subtitle.)
: So far, we have Mini-Parasails, earrings, coasters, Christmas ornaments...what else? Gnome Frisbees? Any other suggestions????
Hey, we dunt need no steeeeking DVD coaster/frisbees thank you.
You humans came up with that "director's cut" abomination. We
don't need to watch any steeeking DVD. The average lifespan for a gnome is 450 years, and we don't reach maturity until 300 years. We don't need to watch a movie about it - we was THERE and saw it as it happened.
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