Re: The diet of early New England Indian Tribes

[ Follow Ups ] [ Post Followup ] [ Mohican WWWboard ] [ FAQ ]

Posted by MMMMarcia on January 29, 2000 at 21:39:48:

In Reply to: Re: The diet of early New England Indian Tribes posted by Goody Sandy on January 29, 2000 at 21:17:35:

: : A-HEM!! Lissen up, Little Man! Hearing you whine & moan about "your woman" and holler for "your dinner" ALMOST makes ME, the evah-so-genteel & ree-fined Miss Marcia, feel like looking for Gnome recipes, too! A word to the wise, Gnomelet: Cook your WOMAN a meal now and then, and wash up after! It might save you from ending up on the menu at Miss Marcia's Famous DownHome Kitchen. It would be easy to change Tuesday from George RoadKill Possum Night to Gnomeling Flambe night, doncha know! "I want my dinner, indeed!" Tsk.

: : Yours Most Graciously,
: : Miss Marcia

: That's telling him Sistah! How about whippin' us up a batch of gnome-flavored fudge?

: Best wishes,
: Goody Sandy

My Dear Goody Sandy,

Thank you for your support and lovely menu suggestion. It is certainly worth considering. Normally, I'm a kind sort of person, with a loving and tolerant heart for all of the earth's creatures, be they LARGE (like MOI) or small (like that Little Man in the Pointy Red Hat). But once in awhile, I get my dander up, doncha know! We'll have NO steenking Male Chauvinist GnomeDomes living around MY front porch!

Now, I'm a forgivin' sort, and willin' to give any wee person the benefit of the doubt, so...I'm waitin' to see if that Little Man was just funnin' us a bit. Surely he doesn't expect his hard-working Gnomette to come home & wait on him hand & itty, bitty foot, does he? Cookin' all his meals, an' the like? I'd hate most dreadfully to have to whap him over his pointy ol' head with my cast iron skillet, so's I could frizzle him up for an entree du jour!

I'll just give him a day or so to think over his hasty remarks, and then...I'll decide whether to feed him up...or EAT HIM UP!!

Yours Most Graciously,
Miss Marcia
PS...I'll be sure to let you know if I'll be dishing up any Gnomeling Flambe or GnomeDome Fricassee around my Famous DownHome Kitchen. I'll save you a big ol' plateful!

Follow Ups:

Post a Followup

Name    : 
E-Mail  : 
Subject : 
Comments: Optional Link URL: Link Title: Optional Image URL:

[ Follow Ups ] [ Post Followup ] [ Mohican WWWboard ] [ FAQ ]