Posted by English Trader on February 06, 2000 at 19:58:04:
In Reply to: Re: Trading Post Update posted by Miss Marcia on February 06, 2000 at 16:28:59:
My Dearest Miss Marcia,
You must understand, most graceous Southern Lady, that as much as I am humbly thankful for your offer of what I don't doubt are dilectable morsels, these rich and rare southern delicacies do not suit my northern constitution. Indeed, they are all but guaranteed to render me offensive, or worse. But this is a delicate subject, and I would not wish to offend your sensibilities.
I thank you from the bottom of my heart, but beg you will excuse me if I limit myself to a bottomless supply of your exquisite fuuuuu-uuudge.
I remain, as always,
: : To The Most Graceous Miss Marcia:
: : I do indeed intend to have some goods with which I have no doubt we can come to a reasonable bargain, if your Fuuuuuuuuudge is on offer for exchange!!! I would be delighted to lighten my pack in exchange for loading down my tummy with your fuuuuuuudge!!
: : I remain, as always,
: : YMH&OB,
: : English Trader
: Well, now, English Trader, I think you and I can do some serious business! I'll just be making up puh-lenty of extra fuu-uuudge here in my DownHome Kitchen, and you'll be amply supplied come G2K! Care for any other vittles to take on the road with ye? Some of my famous stuffed possum, mayhap? Or a barrel of grits 'n' grease? A touch of George RoadKill Armadillo? How's about some nice, fresh Squirrel Fritters? You want it, I kin cook it, doncha know!!
: Yours Most Graciously,
: Miss Marcia
: Proprietress, Miss Marcia's Famous DownHome Kitchen
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