Posted by Miss Marcia on February 06, 2000 at 20:23:38:
In Reply to: Re: To Towne Cryer posted by She Who Tracks on February 06, 2000 at 17:46:14:
: Dear Doc,
: Might I suggest a tot of rum through a six-month moccasin? Really hits the spot on a winter's night in the howling wilderness and tends to make the dried venison jerky slide down real easy.
: She Who Tracks
My Dear Esteemed She:
Thank you evah so much for your family recipe for Rhum a la Sole. I have written down the ingredients, and will soon try it out in my DownHome Kitchen. I have plenty of Rhum, but very little "sole" (being mostly rock 'n' roll, myself). Any chance I could get your to save up a couple of your trekking moccasins for me? I understand you sometimes are stuck with the odd one now and again, having a tendency to lose half the set here or there in your travels.
May I take it that your long absence from our community might be drawing to a close? Have you FOUND la longue carabine? Have you found yourself? Have you found the meaning of Life? Have you found the way back??? We are sorely in need of entertainment around the village, and often remember fondly the days of YOU, your cute little Painter, your attempts at dressing in a more fem-i-NINE fashion, the disaster with the false eyelashes, and many of your friends, including, but not limited to, The Bee Holder and the entire Calm Bee Nation. Why even Sheriff Benton (Just Call Me Bent) Twigg has been lyin' low since you've been gone.
Y'all come on back, y'hear???
Yours Most Graciously,
Motto: I'll Beg If I HAVE To
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