Posted by Miss Marcia on February 06, 2000 at 20:28:44:
In Reply to: Re: Trading Post Update posted by English Trader on February 06, 2000 at 19:58:04:
: My Dearest Miss Marcia,
: You must understand, most graceous Southern Lady, that as much as I am humbly thankful for your offer of what I don't doubt are dilectable morsels, these rich and rare southern delicacies do not suit my northern constitution. Indeed, they are all but guaranteed to render me offensive, or worse. But this is a delicate subject, and I would not wish to offend your sensibilities.
: I thank you from the bottom of my heart, but beg you will excuse me if I limit myself to a bottomless supply of your exquisite fuuuuu-uuudge.
: I remain, as always,
: English Trader
Have it your own way, ET, but you're missin' out on some sure-fired, lip-smackin, finger-lickin', downhome goodness! Why don't I just cook up an extra mess o' greens, and some black-eyed peas with hogjowl, just in case you change your mind? It's good fer what ails ye!
Yours Most Graciously,
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