Re: His Cups Runneth Over

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Posted by Billygnome on February 07, 2000 at 15:00:53:

In Reply to: Re: His Cups Runneth Over posted by MMMMarcia on February 07, 2000 at 14:44:14:

: : I must put down my whips and scalpel and don my fedora with the
: : press pass in the hatband to bring you the latest from the
: : tawdry underbelly of our beloved Mohicanland...yes, it's
: : time for MOHICANLAND CONFIDENTIAL!! *insinuationing 1950's
: : style jazz plays in the background*

: : It has come to my attention that there is a an outbreak of
: : pre-vesion in Mohicanland. First our beloved mentor,
: : Richard, displays a photo of himself wearing pearls, a
: : dress, and I'm sure sling-back open-toe wedgies as well.
: : Halloween my Aunt Fanny! I spoke to the Great and Terrible
: : Elaine, and through choking sobs she confided to yours
: : truly that her partner in life has changed his name
: : to Phyllis, and prances around the house saying things
: : like "Don't go there, girl! Unnhuh!!"

: : And the infection is spreading!! If it's not bad enough
: : the forest is infested with a hideous colony of nasty
: : wee gnomes -- now one of them is wearing his consort's
: : brassiere and thong bikinis and squeaking, "DO ya think
: : I'm sexy, DO ya think I'm sexy!!!" In a word, no.
: : The horror! The horror!

: : It's not too late, relatively-normal denizens of
: : Mohicanland! RISE UP!! RISE UP!! We must stamp
: : this out before it's too late! My Hurons have
: : massacred the Avon Lady and are sitting around
: : fussing about retinol-A face creams and painting
: : their toenails! Mr. Poe is walking around in
: : a pink chenille bathrobe and hair curlers and
: : whispering breathily "I'm ready for my close-up,
: : Mr. Mann!" For King!! For Country!! That's why
: : we must join this fight!!! Aux Armes, Citoyens!!

: : Doctor Mary-Winchell

: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

: HAHAHAHAHAHA, HEHEHEHEEEEEE! HOOHAH!! Omigosh! I can't stop laughing! These images are BURNED into my brain for all time!! Thanks so much Doc M/Walter...I really needed that!! *sniff, wiping tears of laughter from my eyes, and gasping for breath*


Yeah, well I didn't need that *muttering*. I swear, this Doc Mary is a curse to mankind and gnomekind alike. *adjusting bikini top so as not to show so much cleavage*. This is NOT a brassiere thank you very much. It is, as the frizzy headed guy on Jerry Seinfeld rightly called it, a MENssiere thank you very much.
*muttering and eyeing a particularly sizable clod of earth and thinking it would make a VERY good gnome powered terra missile*


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