Posted by BillyGnome on February 07, 2000 at 16:17:52:
In Reply to: Re: His Cups Runneth Over posted by Danalee Lavelle-Burroughs on February 07, 2000 at 16:03:43:
Darnit! It's NOT A BRASSIERE! It's a male GGGG undergarment.
On another note, I often wondered why some of those women in the 50's TV shows and movies didn't poke somebody's eye out when they turned around carelessly.....and when we studied algebra in junior high and were calculating the surface area of conical shapes I had a hard time concentrating......
Billygnome
: Billy, Billy...
: Violence is not the answer.
: Why not use that terra missile to enhance your MENssiere [a rose by any other name...]. Back in the sixties, or was it the fifties? the missile look was in, or rather out..oh ***, you know what I mean!
: Danalee
:
: : : : I must put down my whips and scalpel and don my fedora with the
: : : : press pass in the hatband to bring you the latest from the
: : : : tawdry underbelly of our beloved Mohicanland...yes, it's
: : : : time for MOHICANLAND CONFIDENTIAL!! *insinuationing 1950's
: : : : style jazz plays in the background*
: : : : It has come to my attention that there is a an outbreak of
: : : : pre-vesion in Mohicanland. First our beloved mentor,
: : : : Richard, displays a photo of himself wearing pearls, a
: : : : dress, and I'm sure sling-back open-toe wedgies as well.
: : : : Halloween my Aunt Fanny! I spoke to the Great and Terrible
: : : : Elaine, and through choking sobs she confided to yours
: : : : truly that her partner in life has changed his name
: : : : to Phyllis, and prances around the house saying things
: : : : like "Don't go there, girl! Unnhuh!!"
: : : : And the infection is spreading!! If it's not bad enough
: : : : the forest is infested with a hideous colony of nasty
: : : : wee gnomes -- now one of them is wearing his consort's
: : : : brassiere and thong bikinis and squeaking, "DO ya think
: : : : I'm sexy, DO ya think I'm sexy!!!" In a word, no.
: : : : The horror! The horror!
: : : : It's not too late, relatively-normal denizens of
: : : : Mohicanland! RISE UP!! RISE UP!! We must stamp
: : : : this out before it's too late! My Hurons have
: : : : massacred the Avon Lady and are sitting around
: : : : fussing about retinol-A face creams and painting
: : : : their toenails! Mr. Poe is walking around in
: : : : a pink chenille bathrobe and hair curlers and
: : : : whispering breathily "I'm ready for my close-up,
: : : : Mr. Mann!" For King!! For Country!! That's why
: : : : we must join this fight!!! Aux Armes, Citoyens!!
: : : : Doctor Mary-Winchell
: : : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
: : : HAHAHAHAHAHA, HEHEHEHEEEEEE! HOOHAH!! Omigosh! I can't stop laughing! These images are BURNED into my brain for all time!! Thanks so much Doc M/Walter...I really needed that!! *sniff, wiping tears of laughter from my eyes, and gasping for breath*
: : : MMMM
: : Yeah, well I didn't need that *muttering*. I swear, this Doc Mary is a curse to mankind and gnomekind alike. *adjusting bikini top so as not to show so much cleavage*. This is NOT a brassiere thank you very much. It is, as the frizzy headed guy on Jerry Seinfeld rightly called it, a MENssiere thank you very much.
: : *muttering and eyeing a particularly sizable clod of earth and thinking it would make a VERY good gnome powered terra missile*
: : billygnome