Posted by Billygnome on February 08, 2000 at 09:50:30:
In Reply to: Re: Why pick on ME??? posted by Danalee Lavelle-Burroughs on February 08, 2000 at 09:22:29:
Okay now, you guys have to quit it! It is causing me domestic discomfort. I just caught BettyGnome going through my top drawer and squeeling in delight..."ooooooh! You didn't tell me you had THIS! Can I borrow it?"
Now cut it out!
And for your information, gnomes don't wear pointy shoes. Elves and Rich wear pointy shoes. Gnomes wear fur lined boots made of the finest mouse skin. And if a gnome needs a fOUR FOOT door, he is suffering from Cromeglia. And one last correction.....I DON'T WEAR SPANDEX!!! The looser the better as far as clothes go. I need the room to run all the faster from that crazy Doc Mary, AND if I were to wear spandex I would look like a shrink wrapped pumpkin in sequins.
: Hey! I didn't get that issue of the Victoria's Secret catalog--I feel deprived. Maybe it's on their website? As for Gnome's 5th Avenue, is that anything like Nordstrom's Rack is to Nordstrom's? Maybe Gnome's 5th Ave is the back rack at Sak's--if you make it through the hordes of shoppers and survive being run over by strollers, whacked over the head by plastic hangers, there in the very back corner of the store sporting a door about 4 feet high, is Gnome's 5th Ave, haberdashery to the height impaired, red hats and pointy shoes always on special. Man, look at that red sequined spandex number--it would look super with Billy's menssiere and control top pantyhose!
: : : : : Victoria's Secret
: : : : Billygnome appears on the cover of the latest Victoriaís Secret catalog wearing a lovely lingerie ensemble made from the latest high-tech, soft microfibers that hug his gnomish figure in just the right places. The fiber stretches in every direction he does so as he dashes into his hole to avoid being the gnome de jour, it creates a flawlessly smooth finish beneath his clothing. Striking a pose on his favorite toadstool, itís as sexy as lingerie gets.
: : : : Best wishes,
: : : : Goody Sandy
: : : Ah, sure...the things you see when you don't have a gun,
: : : as me old granny used to say. *shudder* Could you
: : : possibly be confusing Victoria's Secret with its sister
: : : publication, Toadstoolia Secrets?
: : : Doc M
: : Okay now darnit. Why pick on ME??? I'm not the one who was wearing a dress and pearls and pumps. Rich was! How come youse guys don't ask HIM what HE was wearing under that flowered print calf length ensemble???? Huh? Huh?
: : And for your information, I get all my undergarments from Gnome's 5th Avenue.
: : Billygnome
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