Posted by Moe Gnome on February 08, 2000 at 11:28:44:
In Reply to: Re: Why pick on ME??? posted by Doc M on February 08, 2000 at 11:15:19:
: : : : : Victoria's Secret
: : : : Billygnome appears on the cover of the latest Victoriaís Secret catalog wearing a lovely lingerie ensemble made from the latest high-tech, soft microfibers that hug his gnomish figure in just the right places. The fiber stretches in every direction he does so as he dashes into his hole to avoid being the gnome de jour, it creates a flawlessly smooth finish beneath his clothing. Striking a pose on his favorite toadstool, itís as sexy as lingerie gets.
: : : : Best wishes,
: : : : Goody Sandy
: : : Ah, sure...the things you see when you don't have a gun,
: : : as me old granny used to say. *shudder* Could you
: : : possibly be confusing Victoria's Secret with its sister
: : : publication, Toadstoolia Secrets?
: : : Doc M
: : Okay now darnit. Why pick on ME??? I'm not the one who was wearing a dress and pearls and pumps. Rich was! How come youse guys don't ask HIM what HE was wearing under that flowered print calf length ensemble???? Huh? Huh?
: : And for your information, I get all my undergarments from Gnome's 5th Avenue.
: : Billygnome
: 'Cause you's so pick-able, honey...as the hand said to the
: nose. Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!
: Doc M
*gives her two stiff fingers in the eyes*
G'wan......get outta here you lamebrain you.
Bwoooo bwooo bwooo
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