Posted by MMMMarcia on February 08, 2000 at 13:03:06:
In Reply to: Re: Why pick on ME??? posted by Dana S. on February 08, 2000 at 11:25:44:
: : : : Billygnome asks:
: : : : : Okay now darnit. Why pick on ME
: : : :
: : : : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
: : : : Presenting Gnome's Lament, Or Charlie Brown's Surely Turning Over in His Grave:
: : : : *ahem...la, la, la...mi, mi, mi...*
: : : : Who walks into Bumppo's,
: : : : Short & stout,
: : : : A frown on his face,
: : : : His lower lip a-stickin' out...
: : : : BillyGnome, Billygnome,
: : : : He's a Gnome, our Billygnome,
: : : : He's got but one lament,
: : : : Simple as can be...
: : : : "Why's everybody always pickin' on ME!"
: : : : ...to be continued when I can think up more verses!
: : : : MMMM
: : : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
: : : Who wears a pointy hat,
: : : Red as can be,
: : : Who wear his laderhosen,
: : : Way below his knees,
: : : BillyGnome, BillyGnome,
: : : He's a Gnome, our BillyGnome,
: : : He's got one lament,
: : : Simple as can be...
: : : "Why's everybody always pickin' on ME!"
: : ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
: : Who wears a funny leather shirt?
: : Who's always throwin' clods of dirt?
: : Whose feelin's often get hurt?
: : Yes, WHO?
: : "Who, me?"
: : Yeah, YOU!!!
: : ...your turn, Dana!
: : MMMM
: Who sits upon his toadstool short,
: Who stomps and pouts at Doc's retorts,
: Who only uses mouse turds as a last resort,
: Yes, WHO?
: "Who, me?"
: Yeah, YOU!!
Fi, fi, fum, fum, fo, fo, FEEEE,
Who's that Little Man who lives inside a tree?
He's a Gnome, Our BillyGnome
He's gonna get caught,
Caught by Doc Mar-EEEEE,
And end up being frizzled into Gnome Fricassee!
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