Posted by Doc M on February 08, 2000 at 14:50:12:
In Reply to: Re: His Cups Runneth Over As Her Brains OOze Out posted by MMMMarcia on February 08, 2000 at 13:16:59:
: Rich threatens:
: : Tread lightly, my DEAR! I now have in my possession not one, but TWO, photos of a lady CLAIMING to be you. Courier field reporters are currently investigating their validity. If this pans out, they WILL BE POSTED on the Mohicanland Masses Page!! Viewers BEWARE!!!
: >>WHAT???? YOU MEAN DOC M'S REAL????? I thought SHE was just an Urban Legend!!! Egads!! How much more shock can my teensy little brain stand!!
: *me, tossing back a stiff shot of Absolut, wiping mouth with back of hand, and muttering distractedly to myself*
I am indeed both a Urban and Suburban Legend, MMMM. Some
people have claimed to see my face on taco chips or
on the sides of refrigerators. I had to send the
pictures to Ricardo in an asbestos envelope with
special goggles enclosed so he would not be permanently
blinded from my Great and Terrible Beauty.
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