Posted by Lainey on February 08, 2000 at 16:18:15:
In Reply to: Re: His Cups Runneth Over As Her Brains OOze Out posted by Doc M on February 08, 2000 at 14:50:12:
: : Rich threatens:
: : : Tread lightly, my DEAR! I now have in my possession not one, but TWO, photos of a lady CLAIMING to be you. Courier field reporters are currently investigating their validity. If this pans out, they WILL BE POSTED on the Mohicanland Masses Page!! Viewers BEWARE!!!
: : >>WHAT???? YOU MEAN DOC M'S REAL????? I thought SHE was just an Urban Legend!!! Egads!! How much more shock can my teensy little brain stand!!
: : *me, tossing back a stiff shot of Absolut, wiping mouth with back of hand, and muttering distractedly to myself*
: : MMMM
: I am indeed both a Urban and Suburban Legend, MMMM. Some
: people have claimed to see my face on taco chips or
: on the sides of refrigerators. I had to send the
: pictures to Ricardo in an asbestos envelope with
: special goggles enclosed so he would not be permanently
: blinded from my Great and Terrible Beauty.
: Doc M
Dear Dearest Radiant Doc -
What EVER did you courier to our home? Ricardo, dressed in his (actually, MINE) best dress, retrieved your dispatch before I & ... lo & behold, he's been wandering about the pasture screaming *I can't see! I can't see!" ...
Oh - & where he'd get them funny looking mensierres? They look sorta like goggles.
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