Posted by Doc M on February 09, 2000 at 10:14:52:
In Reply to: Blinded by the sight ... posted by Lainey on February 08, 2000 at 16:18:15:
: : : Rich threatens:
: : : : Tread lightly, my DEAR! I now have in my possession not one, but TWO, photos of a lady CLAIMING to be you. Courier field reporters are currently investigating their validity. If this pans out, they WILL BE POSTED on the Mohicanland Masses Page!! Viewers BEWARE!!!
: : : >>WHAT???? YOU MEAN DOC M'S REAL????? I thought SHE was just an Urban Legend!!! Egads!! How much more shock can my teensy little brain stand!!
: : : *me, tossing back a stiff shot of Absolut, wiping mouth with back of hand, and muttering distractedly to myself*
: : : MMMM
: : I am indeed both a Urban and Suburban Legend, MMMM. Some
: : people have claimed to see my face on taco chips or
: : on the sides of refrigerators. I had to send the
: : pictures to Ricardo in an asbestos envelope with
: : special goggles enclosed so he would not be permanently
: : blinded from my Great and Terrible Beauty.
: : Doc M
: Dear Dearest Radiant Doc -
: What EVER did you courier to our home? Ricardo, dressed in his (actually, MINE) best dress, retrieved your dispatch before I & ... lo & behold, he's been wandering about the pasture screaming *I can't see! I can't see!" ...
: Oh - & where he'd get them funny looking mensierres? They look sorta like goggles.
OOOO! A see-through Mensierre! Yummy! Yummy! I warned him...
I warned him! To view a Dr. M picture head-on is too
intense for most human eyes. You have to view it with
one of those black sheets of paper with a little hole
in it like you would for a solar eclipse. I hope he
wasn't so frightened that he turned his ankle -- high-
heeled wedgies take a little practice. At least that's
what Mr. Poe's been telling me. I keep telling him that
when I said I wanted him in my underwear I had something
else in mind, but...*sigh*.
Doc M