Re: Blinded by the sight ...

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Posted by Billygnome on February 09, 2000 at 13:32:41:

In Reply to: Re: Blinded by the sight ... posted by Doc M on February 09, 2000 at 13:24:59:

: : Doc M, renowned Physiologist,

: : The signs are there as might be plain to some, such as yourself of superior discernment, and not so obvious to others whose powers are not up to yours. From excessive attention to personal ornamentations and costume, to discussions as to size and length of rifle barrels(yeah, sure) and other "gifts," the sap is on the rise as sure as shooting.

: : It's the time of year when ladies might think twice about venturing down isolated pathways, and avoid locales such as corncribs and Bumppos, where those that find themselves tired of remaining at fort or camp are apt to frequent and distinguish themselves by scandalous misbehavior. No doubt we shall be reading about certain unfortunates in the Courier's blotter.

: : Forewarned is forearmed,
: : a citizeness.

: Ummmm...where exactly are these nasty corncribs located?
: It is my duty as the Great Healer of the Frontier to
: check out each and every one of them for things like...
: like...disease-bearing rodents! Yeah! That's it! And
: fleas and such! Please send me a list of all locations
: where unspeakable events occur by courier ASAP! It
: is my sad and lonely duty to check out each and every
: one personally. Miles to go before I sleep, as the man
: said.

: Doc M

: And send a LIVELY courier this time, willya? The others
: were no challenge at all...they crumble like a wet
: washcloth at the first rattle of the cuffs!

I would say, Oh Doc of the Demented Desires, Physician of the Prophylactic, Healer of the hedonists, Curer of the Learers,
Quack of the Rack.....that where ever YOU are is most likely to be where the nasty, lascivious and raunchy is taking place.
Lucky for you, you won't then have far to travel to find such places.....wherever you are, there you are so to speak.


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