The English Trader Drank the Turkish Trader under the table!!!!

[ Follow Ups ] [ Post Followup ] [ Mohican WWWboard ] [ FAQ ]

Posted by YeOldeTowneCrier on February 14, 2000 at 17:19:58:

ringRing ring Ring!
Come on, Come All!
Hottest Gossip in Towne!
Scandal at Bumppo's Tavern!
The New Turkish Trader, an inexperienced and vain youth, was bested by the English Trader, who drank him/her under the table!

We need urgent help to get TT outta there, for he/she, garbed in and draped in tent-like white cotton (thus we can not make out his/her gender) is lying unconscious among a pool of Bumppo's famous spirits!
Oh, do we miss the sophisticated and sage and not to forget handsome, Sir Otto Mani Bey!!!!

Come on Come All, and let's get this lame Trader to bed!

Your humble and obedient Servant, The Towne Crier

Follow Ups:

Post a Followup

Name    : 
E-Mail  : 
Subject : 
Comments: Optional Link URL: Link Title: Optional Image URL:

[ Follow Ups ] [ Post Followup ] [ Mohican WWWboard ] [ FAQ ]