Posted by English Trader on February 14, 2000 at 17:40:12:
In Reply to: The English Trader Drank the Turkish Trader under the table!!!! posted by YeOldeTowneCrier on February 14, 2000 at 17:19:58:
My Dear and Most Esteemed Towne Crier,
While my Vanity thanks you for this announcement of my encounter with the New TT, for any PR is better than none, I must say that the new TT did a marvelous job in holding his own, especially in augury and forcasting of the future. I was bemuse, befuddled, and bewitched, and utterly charmed!!! I enjoyed myself immensely.
And lest you blame ME, I must point out that the Turkish Trader has collaborated with another Turkish merchant specialising in the rarest of Turkish Foods, for us to meet again at Bumppo's Tavern in less than a sennight. Clearly, the TT was not so under-the-table as one might assume. I look forward to another asignation, particular as that FT has proven to be such as scoundrel and a cutthroat!!
I remain, as always, YMH&OS,
: ringRing ring Ring!
: Come on, Come All!
: Hottest Gossip in Towne!
: Scandal at Bumppo's Tavern!
: The New Turkish Trader, an inexperienced and vain youth, was bested by the English Trader, who drank him/her under the table!
: We need urgent help to get TT outta there, for he/she, garbed in and draped in tent-like white cotton (thus we can not make out his/her gender) is lying unconscious among a pool of Bumppo's famous spirits!
: Oh, do we miss the sophisticated and sage and not to forget handsome, Sir Otto Mani Bey!!!!
: Come on Come All, and let's get this lame Trader to bed!
: Your humble and obedient Servant, The Towne Crier
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