Posted by Doc M on February 17, 2000 at 08:09:40:
It's unwise to poke sticks at Dear Sweet Doctor Mary. Hmmmm --
as I mentioned before, I did inherit my Granny's receipt
book, which has been passed down to certain crafty family
members since Granny had a regrettable accident with a
rope back in Salem in 1692. Let's see what wisdom Granny
imparts about our current situation...*flip! flip! flip!*
"If yer Gnome Brewe lacketh flavoure,
Adde ye pinche of Englishe Trader.
Shoulde that notte refreshe ye Stewe,
Adde some Turkishe Trader too!"
*cackle! cackle!* And by the way, my warts do NOT have hairs --
thanks to my handy-dandy pocket-sized Popeil EpiWart!
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