Posted by Hector on February 17, 2000 at 18:58:17:
Kind of a dull evenin' around the old cabin. Mebbe I'll just sniff around Miss Marcia's corn crib a mite an' see iffin I kin scare me up a old, slow rat or a three-legged rabbit I kin catch for supper. Durned sick o' that raw venison She keeps bringin' home all the time!
Nice ol' fri'ndly corn crib. Always felt to home here. (Lifting leg) *Squiiiiiiirrrrrt*
Hmmmm. Seems like sumpthin's started to dig a hole under the wall here. Let's just see if I can make it dawg-size and skin meself in. (Scratch, scratch, snuffle, snuffle, snuffle)
There, got my nose in anyways. What's that I smell? Grrrrrrr. Sumpthin' strange. What's that I see in there? Doggone, it's BIG, and it's MOVIN'!!! And it's comin' right at me!!!!
YIIP YIIIIIP IIIIIIIP YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP Y!!!!!!!P! I'm outta here!
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